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ARTHUR- 2 and a half Tophats

ARTHUR- 2 and a half Tophats

Cali Tamayo August 22, 2011 Comments Off

For those not lucky enough to have seen the award-winning original Arthur, this Arthur is not the same bird…but it’s a turkey all right. The story sticks pretty much to the original: millionaire heir

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INSIDIOUS- 2 boos

INSIDIOUS- 2 boos

Cali Tamayo August 22, 2011 Comments Off

My Grit-O-Meter is not sure about the the moon but this puppy definitely got to space… And unlike the bloody mess that we find in almost every frame of Saw, the gritos in Insidious

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THE RITE – 2 hail marys

THE RITE – 2 hail marys

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

And to think that the story was not only promising but also interesting. At least, until it wasn’t anymore

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TOY STORY 3– 4 cookies

TOY STORY 3– 4 cookies

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

Toy Story 3 is a wickedly good movie and quite frankly, one of the best movies of the year. And how does a terrifically-well made animation movie about the secret lives of toys stand

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TWILIGHT SERIES: ECLIPSE – 3 howls

TWILIGHT SERIES: ECLIPSE – 3 howls

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

Can we all get along??? Really, must there always be this conflict between the Volturi and other less connected vampires, the pack of wolves and the Cullens, the Newborns and the older folks, Edward

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: STRANGER TIDES – 2.5 sails

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: STRANGER TIDES – 2.5 sails

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

I love Penelope Cruz. I love Johnny Deep. Together and alone. And I love that these two were paired up again (sadly not since Blow) to be one of THE ingredients to help spice

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THE HANGOVER II – 2 marshmallows

THE HANGOVER II – 2 marshmallows

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

In spite of The Hangover II’s total lack of refreshing originality, the hapless trio is back in full form, and this is a good thing. This time around, the baby has been replaced by

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BIUTIFUL – 2.5 tears

BIUTIFUL – 2.5 tears

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

In Biutiful, Bardem puts his natural physical talents to good use to play Uxbal, the damaged and tragic protagonist. In this very bleak story, Uxbal is a dying man in a very corrupt and

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LIMITLESS – 2.5 pills

LIMITLESS – 2.5 pills

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

Who knew that Bradley Cooper had it in him to keep us engaged as the leading man in Limitless, a movie that tries really hard not to take itself seriously…which is exactly what makes

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THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU, 3 Fedoras

THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU, 3 Fedoras

Jennice Fuentes August 22, 2011 Comments Off

Favorite Brooklyn son and young Congressman David Norris (a very engaging Matt Damon) is definitely paying attention when, while practicing a Senate race concession speech in a hotel bathroom, he has a chance encounter

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